Always a great time when the avengers assemble.
With a unanimous vote, 2017 has been formally inducted into the Men are Trash Hall of Fame. It is no surprise given 2017’s seemingly endless string of YFITs (Your Fave is Trash) TGTs (That Guy Too?) and GTFOHs (You get that one). 2017 broke records for all of these statistics which first became official in 1946 after the end of WWII when the need to put women back in their place was at an all-time high.
The Men are Trash Hall of Fame voters are a who’s who of misogyny, patriarchy, and assault. The panel of judges included recently inducted 2016, affectionately referred to as “Year of the Pussy Grabber”, 1991, most noted for Clarence Thomas’ Supreme Court nomination, and 1955, the year Ralph Kramden made domestic violence the greatest “punch” line in sitcom history. [Read more…] about 2017 Elected to the Men are Trash Hall of Fame
Aaron and Dacia help Bacon push through Syberian hay fever and Shane Paul Neil celebrate his birthday by discussing the Negro princess, parenting a tiny Hulk (Dacia) and a tiny Most Interesting Man in the World (Shane) respectively, and we start spoiling Thor: Ragnarok at exactly 55:40.
It is hot as fuck
Top floor, no a/c, no fan
I really like you
It’s the jerk chicken
Maybe the chopped BBQ
Me you BK too
Your cat? Yeah she cute
But we both know she ain’t shit
I’m lying she’s dope
Spending time with a son or a daughter you only get to see sparingly is to watch them wring you for love the way a man lost in the desert wrings a damp towel for water.
I often sleep to a Spotify playlist of rain storms. The job of having to curate this playlist has to be one of the most wonderfully pointless jobs in creation. I will forever be jealous.